Since most of my writing in now happening at lunchtime. I write at the McDonald’s close to work. There is a Starbucks by there too and a Caribou but a coffee shop? Someday, when I’m famous, explaining that I wrote this fucking masterpiece at a Starbucks? It’s just not me. Okay, McDonald’s isn’t much better, but I don’t go in and buy that fucking poisonous food, I just pull up and piggy back the Wi-Fi from the car. Now that is cool, “I wrote this fucking masterpiece on my lunch hour in my car, piggy backing the McDonald’s Wi-Fi to Google Docs. Fuck yeah!” The Starbucks writers are too young, too hip and to god damn pretentious. If you are writing at Starbucks, I hope your barrista goes nuts and jams stir sticks into your fucking eyeballs. Just kidding, write wherever you want. Just write. Where do you write?
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