When You Should Work from Home

  1. When you are going from floor 4 to 1 and get pissed when the elevator stops at 3.
  2. Your aggravation doubles when that fat bitch steps in a presses the 2 button…then had the audacity to smile at you.
  3. When exiting said elevator and doing the ‘get the fuck out of the way’ dance with some asshole that forgot the rule of; let people off the fucking elevator before you load your noisy, oblivious, ass onto the elevator.  This busy fucker doesn’t even stop his conversation about skiing, in June, to say “excuse me, I need to get on this elevator before you get off.” So I give him a nice loud “excuse me.”  Just to wake him up.

But maybe, I’m just having a bad day.  Thanks for letting me rant.  Now go write and don’t be an asshole like me.

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