Why do we have to celebrate Christmas eight god damn times with eight god damn groups. My family, the in-laws, work people, friends, other (low life) friends. It just sucks reindeer tits. I don’t even believe the major tenants of Christianity! So why the fuck do I have to do this? Culture. That’s why. Culture. Well fuck you culture, I say that with respect of course, I don’t want anarchy anymore. I’m old now. I need shit to stay the same now dammit.
Culture, in my humble opinion was created by old men to keep their money, comfort and pussy. You think that is a rude statement? I tell you that it is truth. And guess what ladies? The old men are coming for your internet now. Net Neutrality is up bye-bye. Gone will be the days when hundreds of young studs are swiping right on your fucking duck face. Old men don’t want that shit. They want you in the house making a sandwich. That app and all the fancy sex apps speed are about to flounder. Porn will be fine, old men like that shit. But forget finding actual hookups ladies. Bet on it.
I’m all for this rampage women have gone on this year to take out every sexual abuser and macho asshole. More dick swinging asshole have lost there jobs this year than I can ever remember. Cute chicks are dropping from the ceiling: “yup, he tried to fuck me too.” I love it! I hope you get Trump. I hope the judge who sentences Trump is a woman and just before she bangs that gavel she puts on one of those pink, knit pussy hats. I will laugh my ass off and then call up my mistress. (jk) OK. Rant done. now I can enjoy my car ride in quiet. I’m suppose to do jury duty this week. So I should have some stories next week. Thanks for reading. -J